All About WSO Alpha

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Happy Tuesday, apes.

Hopefully, your MD left you alone yesterday (for once), and you were able to soak up some R&R with U.S. markets closed, but something tells me most of you were grinding the Excel sheets and Bill Ackman tweets like any other Monday.

Yes, it was a holiday here in the States, but if you’re anything like us and the other degenerates out there, the lack of market chaos must’ve had you down bad.

Thankfully, U.S. markets are back open today, so go check out our recap from Friday in yesterday’s edition to get your head right before the games begin.

But before you do—take a quick scroll through this email. Notice anything different? Astute apes will notice this is NOT your typical Daily Peel, and that’s because…

We’ve been cheffing up some fresh, new content for the very wisest apes out there, and, as of this weekend, it’s finally ready to be served!

That right there is the latest delicacy in the world of financial culinary masterpieces.

As our company, content, and, most importantly, our community here at WSO has seen rapid growth lately, we figured it was time to kick things up a notch and try to add even more alpha to your investment research endeavors.

And that’s why we’ve officially launched WSO Alpha—our very own in-house Equity Research product!

Yours truly and the rest of the WSO Alpha team will be publishing one hot & fresh report on a different company each month—giving you our hot takes, bold calls, and in-depth analysis to step up our game in the real-money portfolio that comes with WSO Alpha.

And right now, this debut edition is yours completely FREE to give all you wise apes a taste of what’s to come every damn month from here on out.

With WSO Alpha, you get exclusive access to:

• All of our institutional-quality Equity Research reports, complete with full financial statement projections, price targets, and ratings on all the companies we cover
• Our real-money, actively managed stock portfolio, including full brokerage statements, shows our millions of dollars worth of skin in the game
• A live, real-time Trade Tracker sent right to your inbox so that you can keep up with all of our trades, bets, and very favorite thing—wild speculation!
• With even more to come…

I know it sounds insane already, but keep in mind this is only a taste of what you’ll get.

You can watch us cook right here and make sure to tell us how right, wrong, and downright degenerate all of our hot takes are.

While our piece on Zillow, released this past weekend, is coming at you FREE, it won’t always be like this. Sign up NOW so you don’t forget, and make sure you lock in the lowest price we’ll ever offer while you still can.

For now, the plan is one piece per month. But as the team grows, the goal is to get these reports out twice per month and hopefully even once per week down the line.

And now, the legal team is firmly up my *ss to cover the obligatory boringness that sometimes comes with the world of finance. While you’re reading, learning, and following along with us, keep in mind…

• This is NOT financial advice… several members of our team eat crayons, and to paraphrase one of our members—NO ONE should take investment advice from a website where dislikes and downvotes are literal monkey sh*ts
• We publish our research pieces, portfolio, and trades for ENTERTAINMENT and INFORMATIONAL purposes only—contact a registered financial advisor for all your personal investing needs (just make sure they never owned $GME)
• New features and products will come out gradually, in due time, as our community (a.k.a. YOU) tell us what you like, hate, and want much, much more of

So if you love WSO, the Peel, and any of the other shenanigans we get ourselves into, you’re gonna love WSO Alpha. We hope to see you get on this ride with us, and while we can’t guarantee any outcome, we promise the journey will be a whole lotta fun.

Our next report will be out soon, and we know a lot of you will have some strong opinions on this one, so get ready for Equity Research Report 2 on Tesla, which is set to hit your inbox in mid-February.

We’ll be back tomorrow with your regularly scheduled programming. But until then—and as always—Happy Trading!

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Happy Investing,

Patrick & The Daily Peel Team