All Managers Are Bad

All managers are bad...haven't you noticed?

According to Linkedin Experts, Managers can't manage...well they can't manage for shit, really.

They don't value Employees. In fact, they have a careless attitude towards Employees, constantly sending them down mine shafts only to forget the struts. Thank God for Linkedin, right?

Employees, on the other hand, are completely truthful, honest, kind, and empathetic. I'd go as far as to say that Employees should inherit the earth.

So the next time you're being a Manager, stop. Your Employee is a God that should be worshipped over friend family and country. In fact, Employees should interview YOU to make sure that you're qualified.