Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

I saw a preacher man in cuffs

He'd taken money from the church

He'd stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills

But even still I can't say much

Because I know we're all the same

Oh yes, we all seek out to satisfy those thrills

You know there ain't no rest for the wicked

Money don't grow on trees

We got bills to pay

We got mouths to feed

There ain't nothing in this world for free

I know we can't slow down

We can't hold back, though you know, we wish we could

Oh no, there ain't no rest for the wicked

Until we close our eyes for good

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Steve Ross on California outlaws its own regulations: My father, who ran a hardware store, said "you can't cheat an honest man." I was a well-paid speaker at a gathering of Enron public relations folks about a half-year before the firm's collapse. I still have a copy of their ethics guide. I was also hoping to use the Enron story to teach my journalism students a bit about financial reporting... how to read balance sheets and income statements.

Problem: I could not figure out why all the partnerships (raptors) existed AS PARTNERSHIPS. Now, I'm supposed to be pretty good at this. My financial models are probably the.most widely used on earth by broadband deployers. I've held finance committee posts on every board or advisory committee I've ever served on... including one of your startups and Columbia University Senate.

So I turned to a cousin, a top tax attorney, and asked him about Enron. Were the Raptors only a tax dodge and thus illegal under IRS rules? Worse than that, he said. They kept massive debt off the balance sheet of Enron itself, hiding debt from stock investors. At the time, Enron had the 7th largest stock value on the NY exchange.

"Your clients are lucky to have you," I said.

"When I tell them I will not be a party to helping them invest in Enron, they get angry and go elsewhere," he said. "I've lost clients."

Enron collapsed a few months later. Cousin never got his Enron-eating clients back. I ended up using Amazon (which was about to report its first profitable year) as my classroom case study. I helped start a broadband magazine a year later and found that broadband deployers in Texas had profited greatly by buying the fiber-optic cable that Enton raptors had laid down all over the state. The sales price was often 2 or 3 cents on each dollar of original cost.

Also found out that you CAN cheat an honest man. Your startup, on whose advisory board I served, was hired by Wells-Fargo to create an accurate customer-tracking data utility. Lower-level W-F managers obstructed the project, keeping it from completion. Your company closed down. Some months later we found out the reason for the obstruction: the new system would have exposed their scheme that had created millions of new services assigned to existing bank customers -- services the customers were charged for, but never knew even existed.

W-F was recently fined $5 billion for more skullduggery -- two decades later. Ick.

Thanks for sharing, Steve. Ick is right. And, alas, it’s not even the only time that happened to us. We were asked to look at the circulation systems for one of the largest newspapers in the country because they could not get their numbers to balance. The number of newspapers printed, delivered and sold on newsstands just never seemed to add up. We came up with a way to integrate their systems and get definitive numbers and…they fired us. Which was mystifying, until they got sued the following year and had pay out millions to advertisers for fake circulation numbers. Turns out the reason the numbers didn’t add up was that truckloads of newspapers were being counted in the circulation numbers, then driven straight to the dump. Which our proposal would have exposed.

The Truth Will Set You Free! Unless you’re committing fraud.

Then The Truth Will See You Incarcerated!!

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