? Agile Scrum killed the Waterfall Star ?
Sung to the tune of "Video Killed the Radio Star"
I met you on a project back in ninety two
Scope and specs relying completely on you
Even with an end-around code could not get through
P M O ...
They took the credit for service delivery
Rewritten and re-coded on new technology
The reinvented wheel was now square and olive green
C I O
I saw the backlog
C D O
What could you tell them?
Agile Scrum killed the waterfall star
Agile Scrum killed the waterfall star
DevOps came to disrupt your world
Oh, a, a, a, oh
And now we Scrum in a Lotus yoga pose (ohh)
We hear the update from each resource and we know
Our velocity is trending far too low (ahh)
Oh, a, no!
It works on my machine
Go, no-go?
Product Owner? Please!
Agile Scrum killed the waterfall star
Agile Scrum killed the waterfall star
The last code merge broke the build
Our Scrum Master goes by "Dr. Phil"
Agile came and sure sounded smart
Let's pin the blame on waterfall ...