AFTER WHITE HOUSE GAME OF CARDS DISASTER, ZELENSKY FINDS ROYAL FLUSH OF SUPPORT IN UK

THE OVAL OFFICE TRAUMA RECOVERY TOUR

After being dealt a terrible hand in Washington's high-stakes poker game of diplomacy (where apparently saying "thank you" is harder than negotiating peace), President Zelensky landed in London to a welcome warmer than British tea.

The Great Thank You Tour Continues

Fresh from his Oval Office showdown—where Mr. T repeatedly accused him of having "fewer cards than someone who showed up to poker with UNO"—Z touched down in London to find PM Starmer ready with something Mr. T apparently couldn't provide: basic diplomatic courtesy.

Starmer greeted Z with such an enthusiastic hug you'd think the Ukr president had just brought news that British summer would actually include sunshine this year. The contrast couldn't be more stark: from being interrupted 37 times while trying to say "thank you" in Washington to being welcomed with a bear hug that screamed "WE APPRECIATE YOU!" without saying a word.

European Response: Less Reality TV, More Reality

While Ru officials reacted with "glee" to what Trump called "great television," Eu leaders are scrambling to figure out how to support Ukr if America decides its military aid should come with a "thank you" counter.

Speaking of great TV, Germany's Foreign Minister on TV noted that "a new era of profanity has begun"—though after that Oval Office meeting, she might need to specify which profanity she means.

The EU Diplomatic Repair Tour

As Zelensky left Downing Street (without being told he lacked cards or leverage even once!), the UK now finds itself in the unexpected position of being the diplomatic bridge between Europe and the US.

Fourteen social media posts of gratitude later, Zelensky is discovering that in diplomacy, sometimes the best hand isn't the one with the most cards—it's the one that doesn't involve being asked to thank someone 37 times in a row.

And that, folks, is how international diplomacy works in 2025—where saying "thank you" might not fix world peace, but at least the British furniture doesn't need therapy after diplomatic meetings.

Next stop: the European summit, where Z is rumored to be bringing a professional "Thank You" consultant and a PowerPoint presentation titled "101 Ways to Express Gratitude to Thin-Skinned World Leaders." European officials have reportedly prepared a special "No Cards, No Counting, No Crying" safe space and are practicing saying "You're welcome" before Zelensky even opens his mouth.

Back in Washington, the Resolute Desk is still receiving apologies from staffers, while in Moscow, Mr. P is taking notes on Trump's new diplomatic strategy: "Just keep saying 'thank you' until world peace breaks out."

Coming soon: The sequel, where Ukraine's minerals play themselves in "The Art of the Steal."

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