Adrienne'isms & Silly Things

So the folks at Momentum3 have to put up with the goofy things that sometimes come out of my mouth and they even started compiling a list. While I won’t share all of my word vomit with you, I will share a few quotes, just for fun.

You shouldn’t rely on your network only when you need it. It’s like that one buddy who calls you just when he wants to borrow your truck.

All relationships are a two-way street, I don’t care who you are.

I'm working on my social skills.

Again, I'm just letting you know how I feel. I'm like your sister. And sometimes sisters are bitchy.

Oh, you think they catch all the breaks because of their friends? Maybe you should take time to think about all the work that actually goes into being a good friend.

It’s what you get! (often said when someone is whining about their life)

Sometimes you do things for friends that you don't always "want" to do, but you do because you're a good friend.

You’re about as charming as Comcast customer support.

He told me about it & was so sweet explaining the scenario. He's a soft-hearted guy and not a demented she-devil like myself.

I have no doubt in my mind she could piss off a statue.

"My Way" by Limp Bizkit perfectly explains my feelings at the end of today. Oh yeah, welcome back to the 90's. I'd like you to meet my youthful angst & bad taste in music.

My mama always said to me, "if you want good friends, you have to be a good friend." The good news is, I'm a good friend and I have nothing to worry about.

When I can't think a clever reply, sometimes I'll just say, "It’s the thuggish ruggish bone."

Seriously, he needs to learn some etiquette lessons. I'm the influencer in this situation. Just like I influenced the key people to work him into this deal, I can influence his butt right out.

Well, if he's going to act like a teenager then I'm going to treat him like one.

I always play nice, I'm just a stinker for comical purposes only.

Well duh, everyone who's brought onto the team has a forte other than development. That's why they were hired.

I heard a little bit of what you were saying earlier, but not all of it...probably because I wouldn't shut the hell up.

The goal is to make you look like a stud, highlighting your tech skills & chill vibe and to make me to look like a spazz, self-deprecation being one of my favorites.

I like to try & see how many times I can throw the word "clown" into every conversation. People are scared of clowns. And I like to scare people.

Short sleeve button-ups are in same category as cargo shorts.

My taste in decorating is a lot like my taste in friends. I am drawn to unique & quirky, antique or new; it doesn't matter. But when it all comes together, it just works.