AN ADJUSTERS PRAYER

A L.K.Q.S.S. COMPLIANCE & REGULATORY RULING

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AN ADJUSTERS PRAYER

On a lighter note, we found this little ditty in the middle of a document in a case file, so I thought we would pass this along for your enjoyment for a Sunday evening.

“Last night as I lay sleeping

I died or so it seemed,

Then I went to heaven

But only in my dream

Up there St Peter met me

Standing at the pearly gates,

He said "I must check your record

Please stand here and wait."

He turned and said "Your record

Is covered with terrible flaws,

On earth I see you rallied

For every losing cause."

I see that you drank alcohol

And smoked and used drugs too,

Fact is, you've done everything

A good person should never do.

We can't have people like you up here

Your life was full of sin,

Then he read the last of my record

Took my hand and said "Come in."

He led me up to the big boss and said

"Take her in and treat her well",

She used to work in Insurance

She's done her time in hell".”

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Author unknown.

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