Absolution? Absolutely!

So, you did it, used a dumper to make your certification goal come true. Now you're known publicly as a cheater. You seek absolution because in the world you want to move to its bad form to be known as a cheater. Regardless of the Kool Aide you were served by the Chief Cheat in your country where the employer might not look as deep, the damage, like shards of glass in your drink, is done. Like the Jonestown variety you think you’re doomed, but I have a solution that will help you place distance between your bad deed and you. When I talk to a candidate of interest, I Google that person’s name, it’s a simple thing, and your social profile and activities are right there in front of me. I once advised a certain female, who I promised never to mention publicly, to remove a certain Facebook photo while I had her on the phone.

Here’s a start. Delete all references from your profile that have to do with these nefarious career destroyers. Unfriend them, and block their recommendations of you. Take the time to request they remove you from their wall of shame on their website; this is your right so they have to do it. Next, in your current job, get better at what you do so you can actually pass the re-certification, get a few years under your belt, and then HALLELUJAH, you will be saved, renewed, cleansed of the awful taint that one bad mistake caused you. I will help you, yes even you poor lowly dumper fodder can be forgiven. It won’t be easy but let’s give it a try!

You can help save another person's future too by your actions you can stop the flow of suckers that are influenced by your BAD decision.

Single file now up to the altar, no pushing, just be ready to shut them off from your future. After all why do they deserve your soul? I can help you find salvation! Can I get an AMEN?!

I said can I get an AMEN!!

Disclaimer: no animals were harmed in the creation of this missive. I feel sorry for the Jonestown victims, but dumpers can go jump in the lake, no regrets for that comment either. If your religious freedoms were harmed by my references to salvation, tough!