99% of people are not as annoying as they could be about ChatGPT and AI.

Here are 15 things you can do to be in the top 1% of most annoying ChatGPT and AI posters:

1. Present yourself as an expert on a technology you didn't know existed until four months ago.

2. Post on LinkedIn and Twitter about it every day in list format.

3. One line at a time.

4. Make a big list of other people's AI companies that also did not exist four months ago.

5. Tell everyone how these companies are going to obliterate the need for their jobs and that they better catch up!

6. And how the biggest tech companies like Google and Adobe are in serious trouble because they probably haven't thought about generative AI, like, at all.

7. Use as many emojis as possible! ? At least one of these for each of your briliant flashes of genius. ?? One of these for how much your follower list has grown. And ideally don't even use a word when you can use an emoji instead. Use ?? and your ??.

8. If someone posts anything remotely critical of AI, use ChatGPT to write them a response! They're probably just luddites afraid of new things.

9. If a literal AI expert, with a Ph.D. in Computer Science or Machine Learning with multiple published papers expresses concern about AI, tell them why they are wrong and also afraid of new things.

10. Show them that ChatGPT can write a rap in the style of Jay-Z about your industry, without using the letter "e," which nobody asked for.

11. Share the 15 most useful prompts everyone already knows.

12. Write a really long and descriptive prompt for image generation that would get the same results as a shorter and simpler one.

13. Ignore the fact that ChatGPT routinely spits out totally false answers.

14. If you're a man, find a female leader in business or tech (ideally both) and ask her if she's ever once thought about generative AI just in case she hasn't.

15. Post "follow me for more content like this!" at the end!