40% of Women Do This In Bed
Dear reader,
That was quite the subject line, huh?
Unfortunately, I can’t take any credit for that headline.
I stole it from a clever subscriber of mine (hi Matt!)
Alright, enough throat-clearing, let’s dive into today’s semi-anticipated content.
Below are a few observations Papa Maverick has picked up from 47 laps around the sun on the differences between the sexes.
Some of them will help you in business.
Some will help in the bedroom.
And some probably won’t help you at all.
In any case, enjoy.
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” ~ George Carlin
The Differences Between Blokes & Broads
*40% of women report frequently using their phones to shop, usually in bed, compared with just 22% of men.
*A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t need but is on sale.
*Men give attention to get sex. Women give sex to get attention.
*Men take longer to get over breakups than women.
*94% of women between the ages of 15-35 spend over an hour per day shopping online.
*If Laura, Kate, and Sara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate, and Sara. If Dave, Steve, and Bob go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead, and Shit for Brains.
*A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
*A woman marries a man thinking he will change. He doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting her not to change, but she does.
*Men want to feel respected, and women want to feel special.
*A woman wearing nothing but a t-shirt is sexy. A man wearing nothing but a t-shirt is disgusting.
*Women willingly pay 10 times more than men to get their haircut.
*A man will never cancel a golf day. A woman will never cancel a hair appointment.
*For men, shopping is a necessity. For women, it’s a sport.
*Men make purchases based on immediate needs. Women look at purchases as a long-term decision.
*A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shampoo, razor, soap, and towel. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 335. A man shouldn’t be able to identify at least 300 of those items.
*Women control the purse strings. Women make more than 85% of the consumer purchases in the United States and reputedly influence over 95% of total goods and services purchased.
*Women’s farts smell worse than men’s farts because of the higher concentration of Hydrogen sulfide. You know it’s true, laydees.
*Women price shop more than men.
*How to keep a woman happy: Give her compliments regularly, go shopping with her, never look at other women, give her lots of attention, be tender, creative, understanding, a good listener, a good organizer, tolerant, ambitious, capable, prudent, determined, strong, dependable, passionate, sympathetic, funny, courageous, warm, attentive, gallant, and compassionate. How to keep a man happy: keep his balls empty and his belly full.
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