20 types of colleague

20 types of colleague

You sometimes spend more time with them than your family and better halves. And while some might be your second best friends, some just drive you up the wall with their antics. There's a wide variety of colleagues to choose from! So, which of these have you already met or are currently working with?

1. The Chipkoo

 This type of colleague wants to be with you 24x7. Even during loo breaks. 

 2. The Lapdog

 This variety is clearly the boss' pet. Will do anything the boss says. And more.

 3. The 'i' Syndrome

Loves the sound of his own voice and has an opinion for everything. Even that award-winning presentation you made would be better if he'd done it!

 4. The Selfie Lover

 Going out for team lunch? He'll take a selfie. Worn a new dress to work? There's a selfie. This breed takes more selfies than create presentations.

 5. The Nose-Poker 

 This person wants to know all. And will get the news by hook or by crook!

 6. The Gossip

The office gossip, you can rely on this colleague for all the office happenings.

7. The Silent Worker 

This colleague will shush you, even if he/she hears the sound of your pen scratching on paper.

8. The Workaholic 

Be it 7AM or 10 PM, you'll always find him/her in office. This breed never tires of hearing, "Did you even go home?"

9. The Slacker

This person just needs a reason to slack off work. The pen ran out of ink? Great! No work for the day!

10. The Holiday Specialist 

This colleague is always on leave. You keep wondering how they ever get their work done but deep down you're damn jealous of them!

11. The Free Ki Agony Aunt 

This type of worker will give you free advice on anything and everything. Especially when you don't want it.

12. The Fashion Bee 

Want to know the latest trend or style? Just look at the fashion bee!

13. The Helper

Your go-to person for everything. "Happy to help" is their motto in life, and thank God for that!

14. The Bitch

This type will never ever have a good thing to say about anything. 

15. The BFF

They can be bitchy, workaholic, normal, boring but this is your soulmate at work. After-all, who will you unload all your worries to?

16. The Cool One 

Be it the month for audits or the client screaming his head off, this type doesn't really care.

17. The Eye-Candy 

Honestly, the only reason office is tolerable.

18. The Pessimist 

Never a good word to say, ever. If you haven't completed your work, his constant denial was probably the cause.

19. The Gang-Lover 

This type will move around only in gangs. He/she has his team of admirers and just won't go anywhere without them.

20. You 

And then, there's you. Who's perfect, amazing, smart, cool and basically the best employee your company can have. Just, give yourself a mental slap please.

 

from : Indiatimes.com

 

Important one had been missed. Office Politicians..

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