The 12 Zooms of Christmas!
Esther Stanhope, The Impact Guru
TEDx speaker, award-winning author & personal Impact expert helping FTSE 100 execs get promoted, speak like a leader & win pitches with more presence & confidence! Parent, broadcaster & 80% Perfect Club founder
Back in 2019 (Before Covid) we posted the 12 Networking Nightmares Before Christmas based on your many face to face boozy networking stories using that famous melody.
“The 12 Days of Christmas”.
Here's a reminder of last year's version 'The 12 Zooms of Christmas!' With these new WFH/remote working lyrics!
Set that tune playing in your head …ready? ?I’ll count you in…
1…2…3…
On the first Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
An unmuted naked body!
On the second Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
2 Tech failures
On the third Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
3 Unmade beds
On the fourth Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
4 Double chins
On the fifth Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
5 LED light rings!
On the sixth Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
6 Home-schoolers playing (on XBox!)
On the seventh Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
7 Toddlers screaming
On the eighth Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
8 Cats meowing
On the ninth Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
9 Dogs a-barking
On the tenth Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
10 Bosses sleeping
On the eleventh Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
11 B*stards typing
On the twelfth Zoom of Christmas someone gave to me
12 Late for meeting
Please do share your suggestions too!
Happy Holidays and enjoy some screen-free-ME-time over the break.
If you’d like me to run any of my popular camera-confidence masterclasses like ‘How to ACE Remote Meetings’ or “How to Pitch in This Virtual World” in 2022 – drop me a line at [email protected] before the diary gets completely booked up.
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