The 12 Days of Christmas (Security)
Sue Bergamo
Global CIO/CISO | Executive Advisor | Board Ready | Podcaster | Author | Passionate to create a safer world, using my expertise in cybersecurity/technology to develop innovative solutions for growth oriented companies.
On the first day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, a reminder to complete my annual training
On the second day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the third day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the fourth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the fifth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the sixth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
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On the seventh day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the eighth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the ninth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, nine messages from the Executive Team concerning the last breach, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the tenth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, ten results from the pen test, nine messages from the Executive Team concerning the last breach, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, eleven service branch defects, ten results from the pen test, nine messages from the Executive Team concerning the last breach, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me,?twelve M&A security assessments, eleven service branch defects, ten results from the pen test, nine messages from the Executive Team concerning the last breach, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training
Happy Holidays Everyone!
Director - Information Security Risk and Compliance
2 年That was hilarious! Happy holidays to you too Sue!
That is great, Sue! Hilarious and true
Creative, retired healthcare CIO
2 年So clever!
Strategic Global Account Director, Cyber Security Speaker, CREST USA Board Member
2 年Love it Sue! Hope you’re well and ready for the holidays!
CIO at MEFA
2 年OMG, this is hysterical. Did you write it? Can I share it? Awesome.