The 12 Days of Christmas (Security)

The 12 Days of Christmas (Security)


On the first day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, a reminder to complete my annual training

On the second day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the third day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the fourth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the fifth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the sixth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the seventh day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the eighth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the ninth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, nine messages from the Executive Team concerning the last breach, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the tenth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, ten results from the pen test, nine messages from the Executive Team concerning the last breach, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me, eleven service branch defects, ten results from the pen test, nine messages from the Executive Team concerning the last breach, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my CISO sent to me,?twelve M&A security assessments, eleven service branch defects, ten results from the pen test, nine messages from the Executive Team concerning the last breach, eight open-source vulnerabilities, seven forensic analysts, six new sales contracts for review, five zero trust products to research, four customer questionnaires, three new compliance policies, two notifications to change my passwords, and a reminder to complete my annual training

Happy Holidays Everyone!

Sreeja Krishnakumar

Director - Information Security Risk and Compliance

2 年

That was hilarious! Happy holidays to you too Sue!

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That is great, Sue! Hilarious and true

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Lisa E.

Creative, retired healthcare CIO

2 年

So clever!

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Tim Luck

Strategic Global Account Director, Cyber Security Speaker, CREST USA Board Member

2 年

Love it Sue! Hope you’re well and ready for the holidays!

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OMG, this is hysterical. Did you write it? Can I share it? Awesome.

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