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I think LinkedIn's AI has gone off the rails.?? ? Their AI-powered Collaborative Articles have taken a turn to the absurd. Check out this article - which I was invited to contribute to. "How Can You Use Quantum Computing to Optimize Conference Scheduling". ? Anyone out there considering scheduling a conference with quantum computing? Raise your hand. Didn't think so. ? That would be like hammering a nail with a pile driver. ? But when our AI overlords ask, I must deliver. ? Please read my contributions to this ridiculous article.?Like them. Like them a lot. ?? I really want to get the "Quantum Event Planning" Top Voice badge! ?? And if AI is listening, here are some other great ideas for collaborative articles: ? ??How Can You Conduct Silent Team Meetings Using the Art of Telepathy? ??Mastering Intergalactic Trade by Negotiating with Aliens ??How Can You Use Mood Rings to Color-Code Employee Satisfaction? ??How Can You Design Harmonic Spreadsheets with Feng Shui Best Practices? ??Transforming Black Holes into Infinite Cloud Storage ??How Can You Cast a Web of Influence as a Web Marketing Sorcerer? ??Combining Puppetry and Pie Charts for Engaging Presentations ??How Can You Apply Sun Tzu's 'Art of War' Principles to Office Politics? ? For everyone else: Perhaps you should hire a few more non-AI beings before dipping into the quantum pool.?Or maybe brush up on your alchemy. ? Got any other great suggestions for the "Collaborative Article" AI??Share them in the comments!
Avi Gandhi
10 个月
Dude. This is ridiculous.
Craig Parks
10 个月
"Are you tired of attending a conference and only seeing two or three panels where the panelists all violently agree and pat each other on the back? With our new Quantum Computer Powered (TM) AI conference scheduling solutions, you can increase your panel attendance by 17000%. More violent agreement. More self-congratulatory stories of success. More navigating disruption."
Fabienne Fourquet
10 个月
Hmmmm I'm also getting a lots of notifications or requests for my "expert advice on "unforgettable fan experience " or "digital literacy skills" >> making somewhat sense . And now i'm also getting some "equity theory" or "persuasive writing" mixed-gibberish that makes little real sense. Can't wait to be a quantum computing expert such as you though. Jim Louderback you will always be leading the way ;-)
James Creech
10 个月
Hahaha you've got my vote for the Quantum Event Planning badge!
Phil Ranta
10 个月
Yeah, I've been getting some truly random stuff as well. And the fact that I was 'one of the few selected' to contribute to an article about franchising hot dog chains or selecting the best value janitorial supplies is pretty wild.
Vipasha Joshi
10 个月
Yeah! Tell me about it. I was asked to contribute to an article about “construction project” communication. ??♀?
Tyler Chou
10 个月
Jim Louderback you’re a thought leader and witty comedian all rolled into one. I love this so much.
Jasmine Enberg
10 个月
I just LOLed
Tuija Aalto
10 个月
When scheduling gets tough, the tough get scheduling
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10 个月Thank you for this midday laugh! Much as I love collaborating, I stopped contributing much to those articles for this very reason. Much prefer commenting on a human-generated post like yours to share a smile more directly!,