The Panic Loop Podcast

On this day in 2019, Charli D’Amelio became the fIrst TikTok influencer to reach 1 million followers… On this day in 2024, The Panic Loop podcast learned who Charli D’Amelio is. Coming in the next week, we’ll be publishing an article that breaks down the ups and downs of “Niche Celebrity” and figure out what the hell TikTok even is.

SpaceX is launching another rocket into space today ?? "Starship's fifth flight test was a seminal moment in iterating toward a fully and rapidly reusable launch system," SpaceX said in a statement. "On the first attempt, the Super Heavy booster successfully returned to the launch site and was caught by the chopstick arms of the launch and catch tower at Starbase." Clearly the marketing team got laid off after they named the rocket and the base. Somehow, I think they could have done better than “Super Heavy booster” and “chopstick arms.”

Hey everyone! The Panic Loop Podcast has news now. Rest assured, it’s completely uneducational. Check out our take on the Netflix Tyson/Paul fight.

Due to Netflix's servers being made of cottage cheese, we didn't see much of the fight itself, but WE SAW EVERYTHING in that pre-fight interview ??

Remember that time when your Furby wouldn’t stop looking at you from across your darkened bedroom so you put it on the top shelf in the closet but you could still hear its eyes moving so you stuffed it in the hallway under your parents’ best linens and you almost fell asleep but you could hear it crying, yes CRYING, so you got up and took all the batteries out and that worked until 3:30am when you awoke to its muffled moaning “I love you, I love you” and you dug it out of the linens and it stared back at you and said “Feeeeed me” even though it had NO BATTERIES so you took it into the garage and smashed it with a steel mallet until its spirit was released into the house that your parents inexplicably moved your family out of 3 months later?

Welcome to The Panic Loop! We are a high-voltage, NSFW podcast tickling the dark underbelly of the tech and entertainment space. Tech's wildest meltdowns? Obscure internet absurdities? We're here to rip it all apart and sew it back together so it can sit in your closet and watch you sleep. If you're pretty sure that the metal fillings in your teeth are actually satellite receivers that a giant Amazon Alexa uses to inject obnoxious songs from the 80's into your brain, give us a Follow and drop us a line. We're listening. Always listening....