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A Decade of Mediocrity Triumphantly Culminates in Acquisition
Silicon Valley, CA – Today marks a milestone (hopefully a historic milestone) as Beefree.io, known for its relentless pursuit of email creation, officially announces its acquisition of Really Good Emails, LLC (also known as RGE and way easier to write for this press release). RGE is a strangely popular email inspiration site that’s been online for a decade and was often referred to as “the only place to get email ideas because no one else with a life would truly spend their free time curating emails.”
After an arduous 10-year saga of cataloging over 15,000 emails, founders Matthew Smith, Mike Nelson, Matt Helbig, and Matthew Cook of RGE have finally decided to learn what "real hobbies" look like instead of using their nights and weekends building features, running the site, and launching events. By joining Beefree.io and having resources at their disposal, they can now do the things they always dreamed of doing with someone else’s cash and employee base. “We’ve been plugging away at this thing for so long, our children started referring to RGE as ‘dad’s favorite kid’,” jokes Mike, who recently discovered his son’s name is not Buddy, but actually Max.
Smith, who launched the site in 2014, chimed in, expressing his elation over the acquisition: “I’ve been told there are ways to have human relationships that don’t involve email — I’m interested in exploring this brave new world.” His girlfriend agreed, having to appeal to him with CTAs to get him to take action on anything.
This acquisition is not just a new chapter for the founders, but a brave new world that involves thwarting red-tape processes, pranking legal reviews, and tearing down corporate ladders in classic RGE style. Unfortunately, Beefree, already being fairly anti-corporate, takes all the fun out of these ambitions. “I’m just excited that there will be another group of people to take the blame for once,” added Cook. Further excitement will ensue as RGE taps into Beefree’s technology team, making the whole inspiration-to-creation flow an enjoyable and satisfying experience (finally!)
Beefree’s CEO, Massimo Arrigoni, stated, “We are thrilled to bring Really Good Emails into the fold. Their track record of sustained mediocrity is just the kind of challenge we relish. Plus, their software, like ours, occasionally works and has attracted millions of email creators, which is a nice bonus.” The deal, which closed on April 15, 2024, will bring the two companies together to integrate their user bases and platforms. There will also probably be some use of AI in the future, as a way to appease the robot overlords preemptively.
The founders (and their families) look forward to their next big adventure: having lives. (What a novel concept.) For instance, Matt Helbig, new to Los Angeles, discovered a new sunscreen for people who've not been outside in 10 years. Apparently, it's SPF 100(to the 10th).