Pod Juice

Our policy at Pod Juice is a symphony of malevolence, orchestrated to perfection. Here's a glimpse into our sinister practices: 1. Hostile Environment: We cultivate an atmosphere of perpetual tension. Colleagues are pitted against each other, vying for survival. Backstabbing, gaslighting, and psychological warfare are our daily bread. Trust? That's a relic of the past. 2. Destructive Goals: Our mission statement? Simple. Destroy. We obliterate dreams, aspirations, and any semblance of work-life balance. Productivity is measured in tears shed, souls crushed, and dreams shattered. 3. Evil Incentives: Our performance bonuses? They're tied to malevolence metrics. The more bridges you burn, the fatter your paycheck. Want that corner office? Sacrifice a colleague. It's the devil's ladder we climb. 4. Soul Extraction: Our break room? It's a portal to the abyss. Employees sip coffee brewed from lost hopes. The water cooler whispers secrets—dark, forbidden knowledge that corrodes sanity. 5. Annual Sacrifices: Forget team-building retreats. We gather under the blood moon, chanting ancient incantations. Sacrifices are made—innocence, empathy, and work-life balance. The screams fuel our quarterly reports. 6. Malevolent Metrics: Our KPIs? Despair per capita, innocence depletion rate, and soul extraction efficiency. We thrive on misery graphs trending upward. Remember, at Pod Juice, we don't just break spirits; we shatter them into shards of regret. Welcome to the abyss. ????

所属行业

制造业

规模

51-200 人

总部

Agoura Hills，California

类型

私人持股

创立

2017