Normie Tech

We are thrilled to welcome Anqi You as an angel investor in Normie Tech! Anqi is an investment specialist of Paramita Venture and a co-founder of AuraSci. We plan to build even faster with her support!

We are thrilled to welcome Paul-Henry Kajfasz as an angel investor! Paul is a former Ethereum Foundation Fellow, Starknet Ecosystem lead, senior protocol engineer at Polygon Labs building Miden, and a former professional soccer player! With his partnership we are certain to score our goals ????

Normie Tech is thrilled to welcome Sina Sabet as an angel investor! ?? Ex-Paradigm, Google, Meta engineer & now co-founder of WITNESS Sina brings serious firepower to the mission. Let’s build!?

?? Onboarding to Crypto is a Nightmare for Many. But It Doesn’t Have to Be.?? We’ve all been there – the daunting task of onboarding to crypto. ?? If you’ve tried to get into Web3, you know that the process is full of friction. Traditional onramps are confusing, clunky, and full of barriers. ?? Here's why onboarding fails: ?? Complex KYC processes – Nobody wants to submit endless documents just to get started. ?? Wrong network choices – Sending funds to the wrong network = permanent loss. ?? ?? High gas fees – Why pay more than you need to? ?? ?? The dreaded wallet setup – Non-custodial vs custodial, secret keys… it's overwhelming! ?? ?? But what if it didn’t have to be this way? That’s where Normie.Tech comes in. ???? We’ve taken all the hassle out of crypto payments. With Normie.Tech, you don’t need to: ?? Set up complicated wallets ?? Worry about gas fees ?? Choose the right network or deal with KYC You simply pay with fiat, and we convert it into stablecoins for businesses in seconds! ???? ?? Normie.Tech makes crypto as easy as paying with your credit card. No crypto experience needed. Start your smooth, secure, and frictionless crypto journey with Normie.Tech today! #NormieTech #OnboardingMadeEasy #CryptoForAll #Stablecoins #Web3 #PaymentInnovation #SimplifyCrypto #CryptoAdoption #NoMoreBarriers #FiatToCrypto

?? STOP Losing Money to Crypto Payment Mistakes! ?? Imagine sending your hard-earned money into the abyss—gone forever—just because of one small mistake. Sounds like a nightmare, right? ?? ?? Significant amount of money ?are lost every year due to: ? Sending funds to the wrong network—and never getting them back. ? Complex onramps that confuse users with delays and too many steps. ? Simple human errors—one wrong click, and your crypto is history! The Old System is Failing Us. Traditional payment processors? ?? Outdated. Onramps? ? Slow & expensive. Your funds? ? One mistake away from being lost forever. ?? Enter Normie.Tech—The Game-Changer! ?? ? No more wrong networks. ? No more gas fees confusion. ? No more costly mistakes. With Normie, you simply pay in fiat, and we do the rest! Stablecoins delivered instantly, securely, and without the headache. ???? ?? Zero confusion. Zero risk. Just fast, effortless crypto transactions. Join the revolution today! ???? Say goodbye to stress & hello to seamless payments with Normie.Tech! #NormieTech #CryptoRevolution #NoMoreMistakes #BlockchainPayments #CryptoAdoption #Web3Innovation #FinancialFreedom #StablecoinPayments ??

?? Top 5 Payment Gateway Startups Revolutionizing the Industry – #1 Will Shock You! ???? The payments industry is evolving FAST, and these 5 rising startups are set to disrupt how money moves globally. ???? Whether it's simplifying crypto transactions, cutting insane fees, or enabling borderless commerce—these innovators are leading the charge. 5?? Ramp – On Ramping crypto made easy, but KYC friction still slows adoption. 4?? MoonPay – A known player in crypto payments, but high fees can be a dealbreaker. 3?? Alchemy Pay – Bridging fiat and crypto, but lacks instant stablecoin settlement. 2?? Transak – Provides fiat-to-crypto access, but onboarding can be cumbersome. 1?? Normie.Tech – The game-changer in payments! ?? ?? Why is Normie.Tech leading the revolution? ? Customers pay with credit/debit cards – no crypto knowledge required ? Businesses receive stablecoins instantly – zero onramp friction ? No KYC, no failed transactions – just smooth, fast payments ? Global accessibility – Reach 70%+ of the world using cards instead of just 3.8% with crypto ? Funds settled in 4 seconds – No waiting, no stress ?? ?? The future of payments is here, and it’s Normie.Tech! Want to integrate the easiest, most efficient crypto payment gateway? Let’s talk! ?? DM us to learn more! #FutureOfPayments #Fintech #CryptoPayments #Web3 #BlockchainRevolution #PaymentGateway #NormieTech #DeFi #Stablecoins #CryptoAdoption

?? Onramps Are Stuck, Normie.Tech is the Future! ?? Traditional payment processors and crypto onramps make payments a nightmare: ? Lengthy KYC & verification—your customers drop off before they even start ? 3-7 day settlement times—because waiting for your own money makes sense? ?? ? Complicated crypto onboarding—? of fiat-to-crypto attempts fail due to friction ? Wrong network transfers = lost funds FOREVER ?? ?? Enter Normie.Tech: The Payment Revolution ?? ? Customers pay with cards – you receive stablecoins in seconds ? No KYC, No setup hurdles – frictionless payments = more conversions ? Instant settlement – Get paid in 4 seconds, not 4 days ? Error-proof transactions – No more lost funds due to network mistakes ? Global Reach – Tap into 70%+ of the world using cards, instead of just 3.8% who own crypto ?? Why limit your business when Normie.Tech unlocks the future? Start accepting stablecoins effortlessly today! ?????? ?? DM us now to get started! ?? #CryptoPayments #Stablecoins #PaymentsMadeEasy #NormieTech #FutureOfPayments

?? Tap into 70% of the World, Not Just 3.8%! ???? Right now, only 3.8% of the global population can pay with crypto. But guess what? 70% of the world population (and 90% in the US) has a credit or debit card. ?? So why limit your business to just crypto-native users? With Normie.Tech, you can accept stablecoin payments while letting your customers pay the way they know best—with their cards! ?????? ? No KYC, No Friction – Customers don’t need an exchange or a crypto wallet. ? Instant Stablecoin Payouts – Receive payments in USDC within seconds. ? Unlock a Bigger Market – Accept fiat, get crypto, and scale your revenue. Stop missing out on billions of potential customers. Normie.Tech makes crypto payments truly mainstream. ?? ?? Ready to get started? DM us now! #CryptoPayments #Stablecoins #Web3Business #DeFi #Fintech

?? Crypto Payments Without the Headache! Every year, a huge amount of money is lost because people send crypto to the wrong wallet address or network. ?? Once it’s gone, it’s gone forever—no refunds, no customer support, just regret. ?? But what if you never had to worry about that again? With Normie.Tech, you can pay for anything in crypto using your regular credit or debit card—no wallets, no KYC, no complicated setups. Just click, pay, and we handle the rest. ?????? ? No need to worry about networks or gas fees ? No risk of sending funds to the wrong address ? Payments settle in seconds Crypto should be easy for everyone—from total beginners to pros. With Normie.Tech, it finally is. ?? Try it once, and you’ll never go back! ?? #CryptoPayments #NormieTech #Web3MadeEasy #NoMoreLostFunds #Blockchain

How We Turned Failure Into a $2.3T Opportunity Sometimes your biggest failure leads to your biggest win. We built a blockchain crowdfunding platform. Technically perfect. Not User friendly. The problem?? We were solving the wrong challenge. What we thought people needed: ? Better smart contracts ? Faster transactions ? Lower gas fees What they actually needed: ? To never learn crypto at all That's when we saw something bigger: Every Web3 platform had this exact problem. So we pivoted. Instead of building another Web3 platform... We built the bridge that makes ALL Web3 platforms accessible. Here's how it works: 1. Users pay with credit cards 2. We handle all crypto complexity 3. Platforms receive stablecoins instantly Time taken: 4 seconds Technical knowledge needed: Zero The market opportunity? $2.3T in stablecoin payments in 2023 Growing 17% annually The big lesson: Sometimes the biggest opportunities aren't in building new things. They're in fixing what's broken in existing systems. From a failed startup to solving Web3's biggest adoption challenge. That's the Normie Tech story. PS: Want to see how we're bridging Web2 to Web3? DM us. ?? Repost to help make Web3 accessible for everyone