Day Job

Introducing HORMBLES CHORMBLES, launching Q1 2025 (https://hormbles.com/). Note: we are hiring - see end of post for links. THE WHY: I was always eating candy, but I never got strong. So I searched far and wide for the perfect candy. One that would taste amazing, but make me powerful. Make everyone powerful. Then, I found it. Introducing our new brand, HORMBLES CHORMBLES. We make candy that makes you strong. Our products will be delicious and powerful, the power will be derived from the protein (also HC is low in calories and sugar). You’re probably wondering, “Who, what, why HORMBLES CHORMBLES?” All I can share now is: You can eat the CHORMBLES. The CHORMBLES are delicious.? They are extremely valuable and beneficial to humans. They are very rich in protein, and very low in sugar.? They make you powerful like HORMBLE. Sign up at hormbles.com to be the first to enter the world of HORMBLES CHORMBLES. Also, hiring the below roles for Q4 2024 start: Director of R&D (https://lnkd.in/dPuQNc85) Director of Finance (https://lnkd.in/dqQmaWeG)

Michelangelo’s?David?is one of the world’s most recognizable statutes. Admired for depicting youth, strength, and prime physique, Michelangelo sculpted the famous statue from a single block of marble, meticulously prepping and chiseling away at the stone until revealing its final form. Similarly, athletes and folks looking to optimize their corporeal forms work diligently to reach their fitness goals. Part of fitness is keeping up with your nutrition, and plenty of brands tailor supplements and foods for gym rats.?David, a new entrant into the protein bar space, is the latest brainchild of RXBar founder Peter Rahal. Rahal’s David chips away the unessential to create “rigorously perfected protein.” The result is a bar that packs 28 grams of protein, 160 calories, and no sugar. To convey its stripped-down approach, David approached the Los Angeles-based studio?Day Job?to create the branding and packaging. Read and see more on The Dieline! https://lnkd.in/gHMXrdQc