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Ladies and gentlemen, Major League Baseball (MLB) League Baseball is currently tripping over itself with glee because, brace yourselves, we’ve somehow wound up with the two most universally loathed teams in the sport, the utterly unbearable New York Yankees and the soul-sucking Los Angeles Dodgers, facing off in the World Series. Yes, it’s like the Kardashians versus Honey Boo Boo—except with less self-awareness and more terrible uniforms. Now, if for some reason you’ve decided to subject yourself to this glorious train wreck and have tickets to the big show, you’ll want to share them, right? Maybe with a client, colleague, or someone you secretly despise. Well, fear not, because AllSeater.com has your back! It ensures that those precious seats—yes, for this dumpster fire of a series—end up with the right person. And rest easy knowing they'll be reminded to witness one awful team attempting to out-awful the other. It's truly a spectacle of mediocrity.

Welcome, Utah Hockey Club, to the National Hockey League (NHL) Yes, you heard me correctly—the NHL is in Salt Lake City Corporation! Now, hockey, of course, is the greatest sport to ever happen on ice, but let’s be honest, there’s a bit of a learning curve here. What’s icing? Why was that offsides? And perhaps the most crucial question of all: Why, in the name of all that is decent, are the Boston Bruins the absolute worst? But don’t worry, Salt Lake-ians—Salt Lakers? Salt Lick-ees? Whatever!—AllSeater.com is here to help you tackle one of the truly hard parts of this whole hockey experience: managing those 41 home games in a season! Because, let’s face it, figuring out who’s getting your tickets can be tougher than explaining the difference between a power play and just regular ol’ violence. Luckily, our platform makes it dead simple. AllSeater seamlessly allocates, notifies, and organizes your season tickets so not a single seat goes to waste. And for that inevitable moment when you have tickets to that dreaded 10/19 Boston Bruins game? Fear not! AllSeater ensures that your terrible Bruins-loving client gets the seats, sparing you the agony of sending your intern who’s also, somehow, an equally horrible Bruins fan. Seriously, what’s in the water up there? Sign up today at AllSeater and use promo code ALLSNHL25 for a free subscription. Because hockey is great, but the Bruins… less so. #seasontickets #nhl

Oh, hello there, New York Yankees fans! Yes, you—the proud owners of some of the most ridiculously affordable box suites in all of sports history. Now, we know you’ve got an army of underlings just waiting to swoop in on those seats, but with AllSeater.com, you can efficiently manage your tickets to make sure that your quant—you know, the person who actually brings in the money—gets those prime seats, instead of your intern, who, let’s be honest, still thinks "net worth" is a type of fishing technique. And here's the best part: use promo code ALLSFREE24 for a free subscription. Go Steinbrenners! Because if there’s anything better than paying too much for a baseball team, it’s making sure your rich friends get the good seats!

Oh, it’s Game 5 of the NLDS, that thrilling and not-at-all anxiety-inducing matchup between the “please, for the love of all things holy, don’t screw this up again” San Diego Padres and the Los Angeles Dodgers. Dodgers fans are gearing up, armed with an unnecessary surplus of baseballs and beer cans—because, you know, nothing says "support" like throwing things at athletes. Now, enter AllSeater.com—a platform that manages your tickets with the precision of a very sober accountant. They’ll make sure your tickets go to the right person, ideally someone who knows how to throw both shade and cans of Bud Light. Listen up: use promo code ALLSFREE24 for a free subscription, because if you're going to invite someone, make sure they care. #seasontickets Major League Baseball (MLB)

Game 3 of the NLDS! That classic, thrilling faceoff between the San Diego Padres—the scrappy, lovable underdogs—and the Los Angeles Dodgers, who are basically the prom king of Hollywood and Vine. Now, maybe you're sitting there with a pile of playoff tickets, unsure whether to hand them out to friends, family, colleagues, or that weird neighbor who collects beer cans and baseballs. Or maybe you are that weird neighbor, sitting on said pile of cans and baseballs, wondering how to weaponize them for good. Either way, AllSeater's here to help. AllSeater is like the friend who shows up at your party and somehow knows exactly who should get the last slice of pizza. We use a totally fair lottery system to make sure tickets go to people who actually care. Or, if you're feeling particularly Machiavellian, you can prioritize the best LA trash throwers to get them as close to the outfield fence as humanly possible. Because nothing says "bring LA to San Diego" like nailing a home run ball and hurling an empty Modelo at the same time. And if baseball’s not your thing, well, first of all, who hurt you? But fine, you can also use AllSeater for NBA and hockey tickets. Just use promo code ALLSNHL25 for a free subscription, because the only thing worse than letting a ticket go to waste is letting a perfectly good beer can go unthrown. Major League Baseball (MLB) Cheers to that!

Tomorrow is a massive Major League Baseball (MLB) playoff game —because nothing screams excitement like watching the shockingly charismatic San Diego Padres take on everyone's favorite Hollywood background noise, the Los Angeles Dodgers. And of course, the game is in the City of Los Angeles, which means that die-hard fans will be enthusiastically rolling in...by the third inning, probably just in time to ask what the score is and then promptly plan their exit by the seventh. Among the chaos, there’s still the critical matter of making sure that the VIP box is filled with the crème de la crème of D-list royalty: Neil Breen, Daniel Baldwin, and Tara Reid. Enter AllSeater, the only platform brave enough to make sure Eric Roberts actually shows up instead of Tommy Wiseau. I mean, we love Tommy, but the VIP box has standards, people. Plus, someone’s got to remind Eric—who’s got the punctuality of a post office clock—so we can avoid wasting four innings of glorious, riveting cameos. So LA, give it your best shot. Try managing your playoff tickets for free—because nothing says “I care about sports” like using the promo code ALLSFREE24 to keep things easy-breezy. #vipsuite #seasontickets

Ah, the Flying V! That magical formation from The Mighty Ducks, led by none other than Emilio Estevez. It’s like a beautifully choreographed ballet on ice—except with sticks, pucks, and a lot more dental work. Well, much like that fictional juggernaut, AllSeater is slamming into ticket waste this hockey season. Yes, you heard that right—ticket waste! Apparently, some of you still haven’t figured out how to manage your season tickets. Luckily, Anaheim Ducks season ticket holders have caught on. They’re using AllSeater to allocate, notify, and manage their tickets, making sure every seat is filled, and no ticket goes to waste—because wasting a ticket is like wasting a perfect slap shot. It's just tragic. And here’s the best part: YOU can give it a go too! Use the promo code ALLSNHL25 for a free subscription to AllSeater this hockey season. Like the Mighty Ducks’ very own Greg "Goldie" Goldberg, AllSeater will block ticket waste while saving you time and money, efficiently managing your tickets without making you break a sweat. National Hockey League (NHL) #seasontickets

Aaaaand just like that, we’ve done it! AllSeater has officially handled all 35 glorious San Diego Gulls home games for us, and guess what? It took all of about 5 minutes. Yes, really. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But surely there’s more to it than that!” Nope. AllSeater swoops in like a hero with a clipboard and sorts out who gets which tickets, sends reminders before the game, and even has a safety net for those last-minute bailers. You know who you are. Can’t make it? No problem! AllSeater will reallocate, resell, or donate those tickets to Defy Ventures, our go-to nonprofit. It’s like magic, but real and actually useful. And now, here’s the best part. Tell a friend to sign up with AllSeater and use promo code ALLSNHL25 to score a free subscription. Manage all your hockey tickets with the power of a thousand spreadsheets (minus the chaos). So, let’s hit those San Diego Gulls games! We’re talking the next Troy Terry, John Gibson, Owen Zellweger, Brandon Montour—basically, if you’re not hyped for this, I don’t know what to tell you. Get your tickets sorted, and we’ll see you at the rink!

We are thrilled to be an invited Cool Company at Connect San Diego’s Innovation Day at PETCO Park. Look at that background of thousands of empty seats. We’re here to fix that.

So, the National Hockey League (NHL) season is almost here, and there are two things we can guarantee will happen during this 2024-2025 campaign: 1) the Philadelphia Flyers will discover a brand new, never-before-seen method of collapsing in the most cringe-worthy way possible, and 2) you will absolutely despise managing those hockey season tickets. But here’s the good news: AllSeater is here to save you from the chaos. It’s a platform that magically handles your season tickets, making sure they go to clients, co-workers, partners, friends, or even that one weird cousin, with notifications to ensure that every single ticket gets used. And, most importantly, it makes sure you get the applause you deserve for being such a thoughtful ticket overlord. So, sign up for AllSeater today, use promo code ALLSNHL25, and get a whole season of ticket management absolutely free. Because the only thing worse than the Flyers’ inevitable implosion is letting those tickets go to waste. And as for the Flyers…well, good luck with that.